Snow Globe

Does anyone harbor a cavernous irritation for the snow? In a way I believe it’s a gift from beyond, but at the same time I believe it’s a curse from beneath. Snow is very much like sand. They both start as small and irritating particles that eventually get everywhere. Although snow does eventually melt unlike sand that knars and sticks to your skin like leaches. Am I exaggerating? I think not. I often contemplate the idea that we are all contained by a seasonal snow globe. Am I crazy? I think not. Now this supposition might not sound full-proof but go with me on this. I beg of you. You are my only hope (Star Wars Princess Lea). I am going to assume that the people reading this column and my self have never ventured into space, and I feel of the utmost confidence to assume such a thing. Now where was I? Oh yeah, were all contained by a seasonal snow globe. Now since none of us have ventured into space how are we to know that people like Neil Armstrong and the other space dudes are telling the truth? With today’s video effect technology you can make anything seem real even your own suicide. Why people don’t do that to clean up on life insurance I will never know? So I think the government is protecting us from the real reality we all face; that we all are contained by a seasonal snow globe. Honestly it would relieve me to know that we are all contained by a seasonal snow globe. Why you might ask? I will tell you. I could stop preparing for an alien invasion and stop buying aluminum. Also we need never worry about a giant asteroid coming and splitting the earth and ending all mankind as we know it (now logically that would never work unless we had an asteroid proof snow globe, I mean come on). I mean now even earth quakes make since now. It’s just the creator of the snow globe shaking us around*. In conclusion, we are all contained by a seasonal snow globe and our destiny lies in the hands of the snow globe maker. May he have mercy on us.